That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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