Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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