He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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