You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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