I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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