i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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