Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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