do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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