i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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