ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
handjob tips. give me some.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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