i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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