so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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