i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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