Midget sex pt 2 tonight
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
