why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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