THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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