No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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