You're completely useless in the revolution.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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