was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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