no. you can't hotbox the world.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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