Tell her she can't have a vagina
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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