I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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