Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
