Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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