i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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