angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
