I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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