So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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