Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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