Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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