at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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