yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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