i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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