okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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