Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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