she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
