I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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