You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
