I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
