can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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