its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
