on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
zippers are such a cool invention
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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