That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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