Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize