hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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