Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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