there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
