Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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