sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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