I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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