please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
