shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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